You know you're too young because

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SEGA, Sep 7, 2013.

  1. SEGA

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    You don't hold a door open for an elderly or disabled person and you wake up in the morning pain free!

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    I care way too much about what other people think about me.
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    You have zero patience for anything. I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    i buy capri suns from the supermarket every once in a while. :eek:
     
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    I listen to Skrillex.
     
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    You don't carry a phone book to speak with family :rofl:
     
  7. FrancesTheMute

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    I play with merchandise in stores, I ride a bike, I can do a cartwheel still.
     
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    you wear your pants hanging off your ass
     
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    ...I don't get a lot of the celebrity references in the generic evening thread
     
  10. SEGA

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    Does the bike have Two wheels? :c
     
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    Yup, but its a cruiser and I saw a boy riding the same model....

    ....only his bike was pink.....

    ....and he was wearing pink clothing. :wtf:
     
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    Your friend is pregnant, so you say "Congrats" instead of "Holy S*** what the hell happened?!"
     
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    I ride my kids BMX sometimes mostly just to the garage to put it away
     
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    You have four little ones, right?
     
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    He may have been riding his sisters bike the same way i used to ride my sisters yellow bike when dad took my red mongoose away :cheer:

    Then again you did mention he was wearing pink :jj:
     
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    You drive a dented/rusted up pos and don't give a fuck. (80's/east coast)
     
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    Trust me, that bike belonged to that boy. :grad:
     
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    You'd know all about celebrities when your in a museum soon.

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