"You Look Very Touristy"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MrWarmth, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. MrWarmth

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    So I come off the beach this morning heading to my car after a nice relaxing walk along the surf on a beautiful warm morning. Here's this fucking pencil neck geek and his pie faced wife sitting in their car both drinking their cups of Cafe Latte Faggocino and the geek says: "Where you from?"
    I replied I live here. He says and I quote: "Oh. You look very touristy." I just growled and walked away. What a fucking moronic thing to say. Maybe they were gonna try to rape me or something.


    Thank you.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    All that work and you posted in the wrong forum :facepalm:
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Were you wearing your lime green and yellow fanny pack?
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    I know. Oops. :D
     
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    No. My combat boots and my pith helmet.
     
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    hahahaha
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    I'm still flutered by it. That's why I posted in the wrong forum.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

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    Pics, please.
     
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    you should have looked at him and said
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    then ripped his face off.
     
  10. gwartney

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    Et tu, CP? Et tu? I bet they were actually some kinda time share salefags trying to get me into some fucking scam and promise me a free transistor radio if I sit through a 14 hour seminar or something.
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    I mean really. I don't bother you you don't bother me, is that so hard? Hey stranger! Mind your business, 'kay?
     
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    love it
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    What the Hell is that Rickles clip from? :D
     
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    Thank you, MOD for moving this epic thread to it's proper forum. My God you guys are really on top of your game at this site. Kudos to all of you, and I mean that sincerely!
     
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    bounce them fat sag titties on my head warmth
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    What did your Mommy pack in your lunchbox today?
     
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    Sounds like a fun filled morning
     
  19. MrWarmth

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    Americans have really turned into meddling bombastic idiots.
     
  20. HAL

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    hopefully a cumwich