TWIJ's "You Make The Call" 1. You're a public employee. 2. You assist inner-city youth. 3. You take on an additional position that requires extra time but pays 7% of your regular salary. 4. Your regular position suffers from the additional time put into the secondary position. 5. There is a child named Bethany in the secondary group. 6. You have other Bethany's in primary position who go by "Beth". 7. You call secondary Bethany, "Beth". 8. You get a call from your supervisor claiming that a parent is complaining that you are calling his daughter "Beth", rather than "Bethany". 9. The supervisor claims that the father is a man of "influence" in the community (pastor). Do you... A. Call Bethany, "Bethany". B. Call Bethany, "Beth". C. Call Bethany a melodramatic psycophant and chew her out for not coming to you directly and clarifying what she wants to be called. D. Quit the job and tell them all to fuck off.