You Make The Call

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    TWIJ's "You Make The Call"

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    1. You're a public employee.
    2. You assist inner-city youth.
    3. You take on an additional position that requires extra time but pays 7% of your regular salary.
    4. Your regular position suffers from the additional time put into the secondary position.
    5. There is a child named Bethany in the secondary group.
    6. You have other Bethany's in primary position who go by "Beth".
    7. You call secondary Bethany, "Beth".
    8. You get a call from your supervisor claiming that a parent is complaining that you are calling his daughter "Beth", rather than "Bethany".
    9. The supervisor claims that the father is a man of "influence" in the community (pastor).

    Do you...

    A. Call Bethany, "Bethany".
    B. Call Bethany, "Beth".
    C. Call Bethany a melodramatic psycophant and chew her out for not coming to you directly and clarifying what she wants to be called.
    D. Quit the job and tell them all to fuck off.

    :hat:
     
  2. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    :bigcry: bump
     
  3. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    You're not touching these kids are you?
     
  4. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    That's a negatory, Harold.
     
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    Pstruct New Member Banned User

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    B. It is part of name. Like Ellie
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Rip a big fat bongload, and blow the smoke out in all their faces. :c
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    call the kid bethany an give the dad a call to sincerely thank him for letting you know that his daughter would prefer to be called bethany instead a beth.
     
  8. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    They're all showing up high already, Dave.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    take secret pics a bethany in class. post them in creep shots subreddit on reddit. see the hilarity that ensures.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Start calling Bethany "fuckface" to clear up any potential confusion.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Dinkus, if the father wanted it to be known that he couldn't handle his daughter being called "Beth", the supervisor would have said so. I am assuming that the father called. Only option that makes sense.
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Gotta go with D
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Um, I'm out of ideas. Pot solves everything for me. :smile:
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    kid wants to be called her given name. you're slacking at position 1, which is your main job. give up position 2 an respect the kids.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    pot is pretty awesome.
     
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  18. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Sip, I'm very close but it's hard to let some Jeezoid get the best of me.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Does he have 2 jobs? I'm still not clear on whats going on here.

    He should quit both jobs, and sit home all day smoking pot and playing video games. :c
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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