you might be a redneck if...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, May 12, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    u are fair skinned and stay out in the sun too long w/o sunscreen or a collar
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Sup B?
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    chillen B u?
     
  4. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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  5. Just Peachy

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    Your alma mater is "Dueling Banjos."
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [Kid in wheelchair in Meatballs 2] Not unfunny [/Kid in wheelchair in Meatballs 2]
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    there was a Meatballs 2? :scratch:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You might be a redneck if you attend your family reunion just for dates.



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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :right:
     
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    I haven't returned the original Meatballs to Netflix in about 3 months :D
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Was Bill Murray in it?
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Are the Grizzlies still in it :c
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    So, if you don't care enough about your skin, you're a redneck? What is your position on tattoos?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Barely, just like the Lakers :woohoo:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If your salad bowls say Cool Whip on them. :smile:
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    1 they could win and have harden piss his pants

    or

    2 they can lose and Mike Brown is fired :cheer:
     
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    wasn't the guy who played the guitar highly educated? :dontknow:
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    If you take extra forks and spoons from fast food bins and also save all of your ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, salt and pepper packets.
     
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    you still have that smiley, like skifu, but, on a bike?? :)
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    the guy who played the guitar was Ronnie Cox, an actor/Musician. The guy who played the banjo (he wasn't really playing) was a local. According to a couple of guys I met in Sylva, NC, last year, he works as a greeter in the Wal Mart a couple of towns over from Sylva.