You Might Want To Slow Down On The Curves!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member

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    Usually it's a good idea! :dontknow:


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  2. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lol, wut.

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  4. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Real women have curves. You just showed exhibit A on the definition of a real woman.
     
  5. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member

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    The guy had a death wish!


    'What joy to set police speed guns off': Spanish driver whose derailed train killed at least 80 people while travelling at 120mph in 50mph zone posted boasting Facebook photo of speedometer


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    Francisco Jose Garzon (left), one of the drivers on the train which crashed, is reported to have posted a picture on Facebook in March last year of a train speedometer at 125mph (right)

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    Clearance: Rescue workers at the accident site at the entrance of Santiago de Compostela Station



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    Aftermath: Rail personnel clear the area and fix the track at the site of the accident



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    Wreckage: Part of the train is carried away following the horrific crash




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    Twisted: The accident is the worst train accident in 30 years and television footage showed one wagon pointing upwards into the air with one of its ends twisted and disfigured



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    Accident: The train jumped the tracks on a bend just before arriving in the northwestern shrine city of Santiago de Compostela


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    Horrifying: At least 80 people have been killed and up to 141 injured including one Briton after a packed Spanish passenger train derailed on a bend last night



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    Derailed: All eight carriages of the Madrid to Ferrol train came off the tracks near the city of Santiago de Compostela

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    Tragic: Emergency crews work to help those who were injured in the Spanish train crash which happened just outside Santiago de Compostela
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Yeah, when that ceases to be sexy you may as well plant my ass.
     
  7. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    derailed my ass; dude was going way too fast and pulled on the front car's brakes so hard that the rest of the train was going faster than the front of the train, and it hopped the track. you can see it as it goes into the corner.
     
  8. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Bro, at this point you are clearly a bro, couldn't agree more.
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Did he manage to get back in time to make sure his parents meet each other at the prom?

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  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    you are aware that usually cars, trucks, ambulances, and trains are tested and rated to hold turns up to about 80% of their max possible speed? and that roads and tracks are generally banked for travel 3-4 times their max rated speed limit? generally the driver will chicken out before the vehicle fails. insurance companies demand these tolerances in order for them to agree to insure. i bet they blame it on the driver, but something else is really at fault.

    years ago i was sent to hazardous ambulance driving training from Liberty Mutual. they demonstrated to us (by soaping up a track and having us run an obstacle course at 30, 50, and 65 mph) that we could not flip the ambulance at those speeds because that model was designed and rated to hold the road up to a max of 135mph turns. I chickened out at 40mph.
     
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    Fixed that for ye. The "within reason" rule applies here . Women can have curves, but thats not a license for guts to go hanging over belts and other such criminal abuses of god's fine work
     
  12. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I guess you're right. This must be an illusion.
     
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    [video=youtube;ZcoweoZ6jpM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoweoZ6jpM[/video]
     
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    This.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Did someone say curves?

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    what a jackass. Why wasn't he fired after posting the original speed breaking picture?
     
  17. Goods

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    Ho Li Fuk
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    Bang Ding Ow
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I wonder if those trains can have their speed automatically reduced when they travel through certain areas. :scratch:
     
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    Enchantment Under The Sea dance.
     
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    So did Francisco die in this crash? Looks like he deserves to have survived with full mental capability without physical sensation from the neck down.