"You must be gay if you don't like wearing a condom."

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  1. PropRmodulation

    PropRmodulation Well-Known Member

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    According to Howie if you have a problem wearing a condom its because you are gay. "If you can't stay hard because of the condom you don't like women." He is all man and needs the condom to slow him down from cumming.

    :facepalm:
     
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    1. I don't think he and Beef have sex anymore, but I doubt a 60 yr old guy is popping off in 3 secs - and even IF he is, I'm sure Beef likes it that way. ( But like I said, they don't screw ).

    I think it's weird if feeling a wet vagina is something a straight man never....ever aspires to do. :dontknow:
     
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    Howard wears condom to stay hard for Ralph.
     
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    Ppl keep calling him on how weird it is. He has to get some explanation out there about why he doesn't trust his own wife enough to bone her bareback. I'm sure Beef has questioned this too.
     
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    Oh yeah, this coming from a guy who admits he can't stay hard watching anything other than cuckold porn...
     
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    Howard ain't straight. He thinks vagina is yucky.
     
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    He can't get hard for her and she can't get wet for him.

    WIN - WIN.
     
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    Hey @reno - I feel like I haven't "seen" you in a while!
     
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    Can you blame either of them? :giggle:
     
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    Says the man who recommended to Sal that he should think about other guy's wanting to bang his wife in order to help stay hard.

    We all know by now that when Howard volunteers information/advice like this, it means that it is because he is experiencing trouble in that area. Considering the size of all of Beth's features like her monstrous hands and feet, I can't imagine her being very tight down there. Adding that to the fact that Howard is wearing a condom, I wouldn't be surprised if he has gone limp multiple times while in the act of sex.

    Howard has to abstain from sex for multiple days and work himself up to a fever before quickly shuffling off to complete the act with Beth as quickly as possible before he goes limp. I think there was a little bit of truth to that failed twitter text message screen grab joke of "I'm all charged up here. Let's bang." Beth is somewhere in another room while Howard thinks he can supress his gay thoughts and low self-worth long enough to remain hard so he calls the Beefus over for her to get in position and lay there for a couple minutes........ if they even still have sex which is debatable.

    It's another thing Howard shares with JD, who also went limp while fucking a girl because he said he was taking a little too long to cum and started feeling bad for her.
     
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    :winner:

    The condom keeps away the AIDS in Ralph's booty hole. :grad:
     
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    Even if they still have sex......IF - the chances of a 42 year old getting pregnant by a 60 year old naturally is very slim.
     
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    I'm here but work takes away from my posting. LOL!
     
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    Definitely not as tight as a man's bum!
     
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    I don't think these two have ever exchanged bodily fluids.
    One or both of them got something.....right robin.
     
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    At the minimum, Beth is probably rocking a Middle Eastern strain of the herp. Ordinary herpes is nuisance enough, but when it's been even more genetically modified through the introduction of camel genomes, one definitely doesn't want to risk infection.

    Let's go out on a limb and suppose that Howard actually does have sex with her. (Yeah, I'm laughing too, but hey...it could happen, right?) He would likely have on staff a full time infectious disease expert who helps out around the house. This guy wouldn't even allow Beth into Stern's wing of the compound without first applying several coats of latex to his schmeckle.
     
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    My mind was mush when this took place.
    I don't want to listen to it again.
    Can this be spun into gay bashing?
    If YES I can clear a space on my hate plate for it.
     
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    If I had to submit to letting Wiggy fuck me, I'd DEMAND he put a condom on.............and turn his head sharply to the left or right.
     
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    :cwl::lol::giggle::backlol2::haha:
     
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    BTW, the "you must be gay if you can't get hard" thing has been a running theme for Howard for a long, long time now. It's been in his head for a long time.

    Another statement that has been repeated multiple times is when Howard boasts about how quickly he cums when he is having sex. It's supposed to be self-depricating most of the time, but the point of him saying that is more so he comes across as a guy who loves women so much that he can't control himself. He's so charged up and it feels so good to him that he will cum quickly even after already finishing one time. And that was proven to be a lie when on the Channel 9 show Howard admitted (with Allison confirming) during a Newlywed game that the most he has ever finished in one day has been ONE single time.

    This ads to Howard's revelation that he now goes limp even when masturbating mid-act. Maybe Beefus going out with the two gay guys will charge Howchie up enough. Otherwise, there need to be more gay acts brought into the studio.
     
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