Stern Show You Must Give Howard And Beth A Christmas Gift

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  1. Bristol Chicken

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    If you were forced or so inclined to give Howard and Beth a Christmas gift what would it be?

    Howard is easy

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    And for Beth

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    A popcorn tin.
     
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    For Howard, some mint leaves for his hot water.
    For Beth, A new phone for taking selfies.
     
  4. Bristol Chicken

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    Of course with more gigs of storage.
     
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    an egga muffin and a tin of tuna
     
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    Wig Glue for Howard
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    And for Beth ... Stuff for her new closet.
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    His and her's dildos.
     
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    Whatever you get him, he will call you the "worst gift - giver ever". He will then have one of his assistants dispose of it.
     
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    NSAL calendar and a Giftscription.
     
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    Howard gets a Riley martin Piss jar... Beth gets a invitation to the 2016 Kentucky derby
     
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    I'd get them a cat because that's apparently all they want.
     
  14. Bristol Chicken

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    And of course 30 days in Ralph's hole.
     
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    these make great gifts I hear...

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  16. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    hard slap with a soft cock.
     
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  18. Bristol Chicken

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    I think you're on to something here. Something neither one can get enough of.
    No only if it was a double Stern Fist.

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    That's actually a great idea.

    Give Howard and Beth a cat. They can't give it back to you, and if they try to, just tell them you're allergic, so if they don't want it, you're taking it straight to the pound. They can't say anything shitty about the cat, because it would ruin Beth's image.

    Next year, get them two cats...
     
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    And I would make sure that the cats were adult cats with their claws intact.
     
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