You never see me Plankin'.

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  1. Bro

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    Unless I'm on your girlfriend.
     
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    Sup B?
     
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    I was in a college history class when the teacher gave a tearful monologue on slaves and how they were planked in slave ships.
    A girl broke out laughing and went on to talk about how she and her friends all like to plank and post pictures on facebook.
    The people around her started laughing and showing pictures on their cell phones of how they plank, including a black guy.

    Blood squirted out of the professors nose at that point.
     
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    I took a science teachers car out for a joy ride and found his stash and smoked it.

    PWNED
     
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    BROOOOOOO0000OOOOOOO!!!! :cheer:
     
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    hahaha got to love dumb college girls.
     
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    nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAz

    I miss u bro
     
  9. Bro

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    Don't join pokerstars. They want you to send a copy of your drivers license.
     
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    I still haven't played at the ring table or whatever you call it. I probably haven't logged into Pokerstars in a month or more. I miss Pirate Poker :bigcry:
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    The prof mentioned that America was like a melting pot, the girl says "I thought it was like a tossed salad". Giggles all around.
     
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    I'm playing pokerstars with a proxy now.
     
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    Pokerstars took 500k from me.
     
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    I would of been laughing so hard..
     
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    are they asking for copies of licenses from members already registered? either way, that's pretty fucked up. I'm all but done with Pokerstars now.
     
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    Yeah it's pretty gay.
     
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    Oh, Bud! :p
     
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    OK, I hope I ain't being too naive here....was "planking" for the slaves the same as what the stupid people do today???
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    The prof was a pretty young chick and she thought it was funny too.
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    Not really. It was a little different.
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