You probably ought to reconsider your financial strategy if

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    1. You have to print out your balance before making an ATM withdrawal.

    2. You use two different credit cards to pay for a purchase.

    3. The grocery store has finished ringing you up and you have to put your steaks back at the checkout because you don't have enough.
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    boons?
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    steak is expensive :nocheer:
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Exactly. If your funds are limited, a cheaper cut may be called for.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    no need to print out my balance.. it shows up on the screen upon request :tadah:
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    if I'm behind you in line and you show me nip I'll pay for your steaks.
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    ramen noodles!:cheer:
     
  8. Markijuano

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    Broke people problems
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I always call ahead and pay extra for them to run the AC up real high when I'm shopping.
     
  10. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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  11. MatthewT

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    deal :lo5:
     
  12. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    .. you operate an Oreck franchise :sarcastic:
     
  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I have a degree in consumer science and personal finance focusing on retirement planning and estate taxes. None of you faggots know anything!
     
  14. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    this will catch on for sure
     
  15. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    i know there's no such thing as "retirement" anymore :dontknow: