Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Nov 10, 2014.
I bet that ruined someone's afternoon
I've been shit on I think four times...by birds anyway, loolz
What will it take for you to love me?
Buy me a Keurig and pay my phone bill.
I don't use my keurig anymore. You're welcome to it.
We have common ground. When I was 6 I feel and scrapes my knee. On the way to the bathroom to wash the scrape, I was shat upon.
Pay off my mortgage and my kids' college tuition and I'm yours.
What do you use?
I got a blast from some bird about ten years ago that looked like a hillbilly spit tobacco juice on me at point blank range. It covered the entire front of my shirt And was dark brown.
You are supposed to be better then that, you are in the chain of command at Dawgs.
Doesn't use K-cups but you just dump a tablespoon or two depending on the size of the mug, into a little basket and you can make a cup in a couple minutes. Not as fast as a keurig because there isn't a hot water tank but not much more. It's way cheaper and just as convenient. Better for the environment too if you care about that sort of thing. And you can make a pot of coffee which is how I start my day anyway. You can buy one from Amazon by clicking the link at the top of this page.
Hey I don't do the hiring around here.
Would you send me one of those?
I got pooped on really good at Seaworld. We were waiting for a show to start and SPLAT some bird shits all over my ball cap. I was bummed my hat was covered in seagull diarrhea and the whole row that saw it happen just lol'ed. My old man made sure and pointed me out for people that were coming and sitting down as well. Like in case they are wondering why is there a kid covered in shit sitting in front of them.
Click on the Amazon link and buy one you cheap faeg.