you seen that hardees commercial where they talk about jerking off?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    they have some new cinnamon roll thing that you pull apart to eat. they keep talking about "pulling one off." some guy says that he could see eating it when he's out hunting and 'pullin' one off in the woods." another guy talked about having a "pull party."

    why is hardees trying to sell cinnamon rolls by insinuating to idiotic hardees eaters that eating one is like jerking off?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Yep they are doing it with Carl's Jr out here

    Not a fan
     
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    so weird. and it's so stupid that west of something hardee's is called carl's jr.
     
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    they probably thought "carl" sounded too black to midwesterners.
     
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    they should have called it reggie's jr.
     
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    It's a chain thing...lest we forget Paris Hilton

    Did hardees get her?
     
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    yep. same commercials just with different logos at the end.
     
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    nope, but now I want a double western bacon cheeseburger & waffle fries

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    I laughed at how you described the commercial. For realz. I am so easily amused tonight I must be drunk. :D
     
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    Did not read
     
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    Plus, the imagery of the "frosting".

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    Carl's Jr. is the worst offender. I remember they had that banned commercial you could only see online, knowing they would get tons of views. It was practically porn.
     
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    unless the cinnamon roll actually manages to jerk me off i'll probably just stick to burgers.
     
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    Dude, I legit cried from laughter because of your first post.
     
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    apparently, it's a junior that belongs to Carl.
     
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    Is it also available as a cinnamon ring?
     
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    what if it won't get off when i pull it? should i just jerk it harder until it comes?