You Think You Had A Bad Day

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  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    well, I woke up with a cold on an 80 degree day. Then after driving to work and parking the car in a lot, the elevator that arrived on my floor had a turd in that some bum dropped from the night before. Finally, the donut I had saved up from the day before was gone.

    Top that
     
  2. wetback

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    oh, ok
     
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    I had to crap so bad I had to drop a deuce in an elevator.

    But I got a free donut, so it wasn't so bad I guess. :slick:
     
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  6. BrulesRules

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    It's probably allergies and not a cold.
     
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    It could be AIDS.
     
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    I could look up the local pollen report and confirm if I knew where he was from. It's probably just AIDS though.
     
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    @Schmoopy got banned for a day
    Took it real bad
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    did you get your dick caught in your zipper? If not then fuck you :mad:
     
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    Ebola.
     
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    You think you've got it bad? I'm a homeless man who lives in a parking garage and has to use an elevator for my toilet. I've been sick with a cold for the past few days and the only bright spot in my day was some asshole left his office unlocked yesterday, so I ate his last donut and shit in his coffee maker. I hope he doesn't catch a cold from my feces...
     
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    I had a great day, actually.
     
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    :chair:
     
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    that's the greatest
     
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    i almost forgot my pickle with my sammich
     
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    Gout
     
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