You too can book Beth as a 'Motivational Speaker'

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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  2. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Huh, one of the best photos of her I've seen. She almost looks her age.
     
  3. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    She really "motivated" those sheiks in Saudi Arabia. They're earning record profits these days. Can she do the same for me?
     
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    Holly Bullshit Batman!!
     
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    Her mother was a relatively accomplished model and ushered Beth Ostrosky into fashion shows when she was only 9 years old

    :lol:

    Oh dear. :facepalm:
     
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    However, after a few low-key campaigns and shows, acting soon seemed more promising than modeling. Ostrosky took the change in stride and appeared as Ben Stiller's love interest in 1996's Flirting with Disaster.

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  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    :facepalm: I don't even know what the fuck to say...:dontknow:
     
  8. Mr Vengeance

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    She partially motivated me to cancel my subscription.
     
  9. Cawn

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    Show us your fees or gtfo!
     
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    Bitch is stocking up some solo cash before the divorce. I think she has another 7 years of hard labor until the 10 year pre nup rule ends and she will get at least a few million.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ....awwww fuck me.
     
  12. Dlist

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    I'm motivated to put a gun to my frickin head after reading that bio.
     
  13. Dominic GPS

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    of course it was more prominent she played "bar girl" and is the penultimate listing on imdb
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i feel you, its dumbfounding and jaw dropping the chutzpah on this broad. ive said it before, shes an empty vessel.


    love the quotes ec!
     
  15. Dominic GPS

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    love interest. his "sister" that is on screen for 90 seconds. but she did slip in an "amaaaazing" so I give her that.
     
  16. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    If Dawg ever decides to have a National Saloon Conference we should all chip in and hire her for the keynote speaker.
     
  17. Dlist

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    I think I need a speaker to address such topics as:

    "Hay vs oats, what to feed your horse?"
    "Cartwheels & trampolines, the new exercise regime?"
    "Gold digging in 30 days or less"
     
  18. Dominic GPS

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    can't wait for her to be on celebrity rehab
     
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    How long till she's on Celebrity Apprentice?
     
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