You too can track the horrible sales of Robin's book on Amazon - 535 sold so far!

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  1. Javaforgotme

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    :facepalm:

    http://www.novelrank.com/asin/1583334734

    535 books sold - GLOBALLY through Oct 10.

    Way to go Robin!

    You better start milking that cancer harder - and do a better job of telling people how you almost died - or you'll never get to 1,000.

    The people from Avery Publishing must be very happy.
     
  2. TelegramSam

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    That really is funny.
     
  3. Night Ape

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    Wow. It's as if every single HSS listener bought a copy!
     
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    Right, each of those people have 300 relatives in the house who will read the book too, so in Howard math this was quite the success.
     
  5. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Well, she is leaving Lisa G in the dust!
     
  7. 1Vegasgirl

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    How can you track other books? We recently bought "Liberty Amendments" by Mark Levin.
     
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    In a way, I wish Lisa G. had sold more than Robin.
     
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    everybody's downloading books, robin. nobody can sell books now. 600 books now is like, carry the 3, a million books before all this downloading.
     
  10. Mr Vengeance

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    Yeah...Howie's so relevant.

    Fuck you, Booey.
     
  11. markluke

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    They were probably all bought by the Barnes and Noble expecting a tidal wave of "Fans" when she did her signing last night.
     
  13. Uncle Larry

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    You can search by title or author to see if it's already being tracked or enter the book's Amazon URL on this page http://www.novelrank.com/track.php
     
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    Lisa sold 8 books on Amazon in September and 5 so far in October - could be a banner month!
     
  15. Mlaw

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    Amazon doesn't release sales data
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    * Sales Estimates are underestimated and actual sales may be much higher.---so it's a crock of shit
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...stand back, this could end up being a suicide.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Amazon, the biggest bookseller in America, is also famously one of the most tight-lipped. Sales rankings are available on the Web site and are updated hourly, but the company doesn’t provide information on how many unit sales it takes to make a title an Amazon bestseller.

    Like everyone else, PW couldn’t get sales numbers from Amazon, but by studying the print bestseller list for a two-week period, we were able to determine that a title in Amazon’s top five averages 1,094 print copies sold across all channels, including other retailers, on a typical day. And because the general industry thinking is that Amazon accounts for about 30% of print sales, that means it likely takes around 300 copies per day to reach Amazon’s top five, depending on the day of the week and the time of year.

    http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/...-does-it-take-to-be-an-amazon-bestseller.html
     
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