You want a shiny buff???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BrulesRules, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. BrulesRules

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    SHINY BUFF SHINY BUFF SHINY BUFF
    SHINY BUFF
    SHINY BUFF


    FUCK YOU HOWARD!!!!


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    Okay, I missed the memo. What's with all this "shiny buff" people are talking about?
     
  3. WillyBest

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    Shiny buff shiny buff
    shiny buff shiny
    shiny buff
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  4. BrulesRules

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    Howard talked about his mani/pedi for 45 minutes during the show yesterday. he got a shiny buff..he loves his shiny buff.
     
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    He got nail polish? :facepalm:

    I can see a guy getting his nails cut nicely by someone who knows what they're doing, but nail polish? That's just sad.
     
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    ffub ynihs
    ffub ynih
    ffub yni
    ffub yn
    ffub y
    ffub
    ffu
    ff
    f

    I always hated those pattern questions on the SATs
     
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    Boff talked about how Beff loves his buff!
     
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    Howard Stern: emasculated girlie man. Shiny buff? Here's some advice from Don Vito, a real man:
     
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    say that ten times real fast in Baba Booey voice
     
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    Jesus, what guy in their right mind would get something like that? I'll bet even FlaFlaFlunkie thinks that shit is too faggy.
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    No, the "shiny buff" is the result of the manicurist using some type of shining cube thingey. After the buff, it looks like clear nail polish.

    Give it two weeks. He'll start painting his finger and toe nails with Beth.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    After just hearing Howard recount the experience, I felt the testosterone draining from my body.
     
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    See, I'm so manly I had never heard of the shining cube before this. (Sounds like something from a sci-fi movie.) :D
     
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    He's a dandy!
    A real fancy boy!
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    On the next live show in 2 months Howard will be talking about how he loves the app Pinterest and makes sure to pin all his favorite nail polishes to his board.
     
  16. John

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    no shiny buff!
     
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    Give some to Howard. He's a mani/pedi away from lactating.
     
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    Acceptable Man Buff:

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    Inadvisable Man Buff:

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    Sauce on side ..shiny buff chinks koreans ...all those gooks are
    alike :asian: