You want to know what company is really a dumbfuck? KFC. Bunch of retards

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Remember how I was saying how I need to move to Hollywood to get rich and famous?

    Well KFC should be utilizing me like that Jack in the Box character. Ultra Hip, down with the young people.

    I aint got no problems selling fried chicken. Black people naturally love me. AND I like grape soda.

    :davetoke:
     
  2. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Yeah. Nothing says "friend of the black" like an old white metal head.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Sounds pretty racist, Dave.
     
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    KFC could stand to make better fried chicken IMHO.

    They do have good cole slaw.
     
  5. Bro

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    Did I miss something? Is this a spin off thread?
     
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    Hey, did anybody ever see Kentucky Fried Movie?
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Are you suggesting that you should be the 21st century Colonel Sanders?
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Op is too damn high!

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  10. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Dave's brain is Kentucky fried.
     
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  13. Daveindiego

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    Right now, I look like a dope young handsome Col. Sanders.

    I could hang out with black people (in commercials, not real life), and I could become like Jack in the Box dude.

    Everyone loves Jack in the Box dude, and again, I don't give no fucks about slainging some chicken.

    :c
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Everyone did see the term 'handsome' in the previous post, right?

    :c
     
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  15. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    As crazy as it seems I agree with the premise of this thread
     
  16. Gator

    Gator What?

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    It's Darrell Hammond from SNL - :facepalm:
     
  17. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    obviously you don't understand the penal code..
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    dave could be Col. Sanders' stunt double
     
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    Can totally see Dave rockin the suit. Do eet!

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