You won't believe how old Sammy Hagar is

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Oct 28, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Fucking 66. Older than Ronnie.

    Even more than cock talk, we love hearing about the sex lives of senior citizens.

    (Since I find him douchey and really dislike his whiny singing voice) I will grudgingly admit that he looks extremely good for his age. It's shocking, in fact- esp considering the lifestyle & drinking.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Hagar

    Born in 1947, got married at age 21 and was with the first wife from 1968-1994.

    Wife #2 from 1995-present. Must've "gone on a tear" like Wiggo for about 6 months. But wait a minute- he actually did since he's a rock star and not a closeted person.

    The last time he was on, it was actually a very good interview (but today's 90-minute debacle was unlistenable). Sammy talked about a separation or something that coincided perfectly with the first few years of Van Hagar (1986-88 or whatever) which allowed him to receive unlimited fellatio guilt-free. Good work if you can get it. Blowjobs are the best kind of job.

    Channeling Val Kilmer and Stuttering John:
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  2. Anfkid

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    wow i didnt know he was married to the Long Island Medium

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    "I've got ROCK STAR HAIR!!!!!!!"
     
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    I didn't know he was a hobbit.
     
  5. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    "Aw, c'mon guys- gimme a break"

    "One break....comin' UUUPPPP!!!"
     
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    Up until a month or so ago I always thought Sammy was the musician that held up better than everyone..until I found out that Darryl Hall just turned 67 freakin years old:

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    Hall and Sammy both not only don't look their age, they still sound as good as they ever did..hard to believe that both of them are only a few years younger than Keith Richards..
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I agree the last interview was much better.
     
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    a GILF if there ever was on e
     
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    Hahaha beat me to it
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Is everybody in show biz shorter than they appear?
     
  11. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    The cover to his first album (1962) with the hit single "Golly My Girl is Swell"
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  12. King Chris

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    It's nice to see white guys aging well.
     
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    Two words.....Cabo wabo
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    He appears to have married a 19th century prostitute.
     
  15. unclefreddy

    unclefreddy Well-Known Member

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    It says Sammy is 5'10, So his wife is probably a few inches taller plus some high heels.
     
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    It's a Patsy Stone costume.