You Zombie loving freaks may be onto something

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    The New Dawn (Monrovia)
    24 SEPTEMBER 2014
    Liberia: Dead Ebola Patients Resurrect?
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    A burial team carries the body of a suspected Ebola victim under the watchful eyes of police officers.
    By Franklin Doloquee
    Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

    But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.


    Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bazaar news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.

    News of the resurrection of the two victims has reportedly created panic in residents of Hope Village Community and Ganta at large, with some citizens describing Dorris Quoi as a ghost, who shouldn't live among them. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting.
     
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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    maybe they are the new jesus. I believe that before zombies
     
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    or they fail over there and thought they were dead when they were still alive
     
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    The real tragedy is surviving Ebola only to be clubbed to death by villagers who think you're a ghost.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Time for population control. who will survive the mass cleansing? :bigthink
     
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    dawg, i can get you on the winning team...i can't promise you happiness, but, i can give you money, power, and fame...
     
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  8. BethSucks

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    Are you saying she's not happy?

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    she placates herself with sex, drugs, alchohol, food, the glowing faces of a million fans...ok she's happy
     
  10. Head Censor

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    Awesome. How much do your symbols cost?
     
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    Liberia is probably the biggest shit-hole on this planet. Nothing could save it.
     
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    I never love Rob Zombie. Oops!, wrong zombie.
     
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    This is the same group that killed a guy because he was a witch doctor and was stealing penises

    I tend to dismiss any claims
     
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    Someone may have just been watching The Strain.
     
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    I don't know why I was hoping for Rob Zombie news...
     
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    Mother nature flexing some muscle.