Your all invited to the Annual Hamptons Kickoff Party

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Please join Beefus and Howard at:

    DuJour Magazine’s Jason Binn and Nicole Vecchiarelli for the
    ANNUAL HAMPTONS KICK-OFF PARTY
    as we celebrate the Summer at Richie Notar’s
    HARLOW EAST

    1 Long Wharf, Sag Harbor
    Sunday, May 24th
    4:30 – 7:00PM
    Memorial Day Celebration

    RAIN OR SHINE!

    Children Welcome

    Please RSVP to your DuJour contact or RSVP@dujour.com by Thursday, May 21st, as space is limited.
     
  2. Roland Schwinn

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    Stuttering John should go to this and cause trouble.
     
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  3. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Yippee!
     
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    Do you ever have those mornings after a night of drinking and eating spicy chicken wings when you have those rotten silent hot farts? The worst part is when nobody else is around and you can't even share them.

    Imagine how enjoyable it would be to put on your best pair of effeminate white slacks, loafers with no socks, an oversized shirt buttoned only halfway up, a scarf, and a douchey derby hat and then stroll through this party and crop dust all of the guest circles and tables.
     
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    Get out your white hat and scarf, its Memorial Day
     
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    I can't make it, unfortunately.
     
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    It didn't say how much it would cost. I bet it would cost a few marbles to hob knob with some pretentious rich people.
    "Pardon me, but do you have any Gray pupon?"
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Sorry, no I do not sir..would this do?? [​IMG]
     
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    Children welcome but no mention of kittens? Beefus is a no show.
     
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    Beth reads between the lines when it comes to her foster nuggets. She will arrive to this shindig with no less than a baker's dozen purrito'd in an old fashioned British pram. Bank on it.





    Thank you for the reps, @Jayla! :)
     
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  11. TheMercenary

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    "I brought my crew"

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    Wait a minute. Isn't Wiggy busy with Bethpage AGT tomorrow?
     
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    I swear it looks like everyone dresses the same like a cult
     
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    This makes me want some chilidogs!
     
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    Shit! My best freind lives right there. If I didn't move to AZ I would go because I used to go down there to hunt and fish a few times a year. I would sent him there to take pics and schmooze. He's the funniest guy in the world too, but oddly has never been a Howard fan. He's the kind of guy that can make up an unbelieveable line of BS on the spot. He could work his way right up to those clowns too. Damn! I was on him for years and years to listen too, but I guess he was just smarter than the rest of us afterall!
     
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    Would.
     
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    There's a shit load of the gays out there.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Remember that when it used to stare at wiggy with that maniacal grin. Great way to hide its bad side but was a dead giveaway it wasn't as tall as claimed. Moose is 5'8". That's a few hands too short for whorse to modoe. Especially in the UK.

    I'm an ELK and a MASON. This weekend is not about kittens. Hardly any WW2 guys around anymore.
    Its all Korean war and Vietnam. We do bbq's and flag planting ceremonies.
    Oh, we just had a horrible oil spill up the coast and injured animoes and birds are starting to show up along with blobs of crude. I belong to the wetlands conservation and were going to go do what we can. We're collecting towels , buckets and DAWN dishwashing liquid.

    Mrs. Fucking animoe activist that does nothing for nobody but itself and a photo op.
    Sleep well.


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  20. MutteringJohn

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    Wishing my BFF Howard was here. Notar with some Kardashians.
     
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