Your attention please

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    From now on I will be taking my lunch at 11:30 a.m. Pacific time instead of 12:30 p.m. as I did in the past

    Hope this does not cause any inconvenience
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also I got a raise NIGGA WUT
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I got caught coming to work late yesterday :(
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I run in disheveled and hung over with about 5 seconds to spare every morning

    Luckily they seem to be used to it
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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  6. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    will you be plying young girls with liquor at earlier lunch time???
     
  7. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    Benjy???
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  9. DrivenByDemons

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    No shit - I've been late at least 30-40 minutes everyday for the last 2 years. New boss busted my ass :(
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    God you're pissing me off. Nothing you say makes sense.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Would not hit. :no: Gross, Goatse. She looks like one of those People of WalMart bitches.
     
  12. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    please edit "******BREAKING HARD********" into thread title. thanks in advance. :hat:
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    So what you are saying is that Pete Townsend was in effect wrong? In fact, the new boss differed significantly from the old one. :c
     
  14. JWC

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    The new lunch schedule fits with mine so Chriza and I can go to lunch together. His raise may now allow him to eat at my level restaurants.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I thought I delivered a stunner as regards your statement regarding your tardiness at work. :grad:
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

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    :pissed:
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    buy me a fleshlight
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I am a sad, desperate man...:bigcry:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :hole:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Maybe later HAL