Your blind date nightmares? "The Big Bang Theory is HILARIOUS!"

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Just went on a blind date w/ a girl. I swear women are mostly clueless with music. She liked pop and country - then asked "have you ever seen the Big Bang Theory? HILARIOUS!!" Then starts to smack her hand on the table. :shit:

    We've all been on blind dates. What are some of your worst experiences? I ended up in a girls apt once that had herpes and kept trying to have sex with me - while she smoked weed and I drank some shitty vodka. No, I didn't have sex with her. No herps for this guy.
     
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  2. Schmoopy

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    No
     
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    big bang theory is awesome. so is pop and country. what's wrong with you?
     
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    the fuck is a blind date? fuck you
     
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    Was she born blind, or did she lose her sight in an accident?
     
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    this guy probably blew a homeless guy in an alley and is calling it a blind date. i hate him.
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Looks like one of the HS Forum members had a few cold ones and got the nerve to start a thread in The Bar. Lets make him feel welcome, shall we. :evil:
     
  10. HowardsPrenup

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    Nice ass
     
  11. beatlejaws

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    i'll pay you to neg rep this motherfucker
     
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    I like Big Bang Theory for one thing - Kaley Cuoco

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  13. fenderbaum

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    Great idea schmoop.


    Welcome to the bar my friend.
     
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    We have a winner.
     
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    Thanks. She paid btw.
     
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    hey mom what's a good name to use on a howard stern message board

    i don't know honey how about howards pre nup they'll think that's funny

    thanks ma
     
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    I already tried. I'm out of rep. :grouch:
     
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    When did Chaz Bono start wrestling? :weird: