Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jan 24, 2016.
From shoveling and my car is still not out
How long have you been shoveling? Five minutes???
I took 4 ibuprofen
Mike if you fell on your stomach how long would it take for you to get up?
you know this will happen when you accept proposals from drunk blaek football players.
you ever think of joining the gym big guy? I want to see a healthy BM
Since we were supposed to have high winds I parked on the street, 3/4ths of my driveway was clear as the snow drifts were on the grass.
I cleared both cars, shoveled a little and was out there a total of 15 minutes. Thinking ahead helps.
You didn't make your wife shovel?
We took turns
Like a turtle on his back?
Sore cock garage.
70-75 and sunny all week here in Phoenix.
"Shoveling"= code for getting your shit pushed in
I banged my wife last night
There were high school kids on our street looking for shoveling jobs, so we decided to break down and pay them instead of killing ourselves. Worth every penny.
If the furnace dies will you let your wife and kids slice you open like a Tauntaun so that may nestle in your warm innards?
The bottom of my pant leg got wet when I stepped in a puddle from last night's rain.