Your boy BM is sore as fuck

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    From shoveling and my car is still not out
     
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    gay sex
     
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    How long have you been shoveling? Five minutes???

    :c
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I took 4 ibuprofen
     
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    Mike if you fell on your stomach how long would it take for you to get up?
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    A bit
     
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    you know this will happen when you accept proposals from drunk blaek football players.
     
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    you ever think of joining the gym big guy? I want to see a healthy BM
     
  10. SorryBoff

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    Since we were supposed to have high winds I parked on the street, 3/4ths of my driveway was clear as the snow drifts were on the grass.

    I cleared both cars, shoveled a little and was out there a total of 15 minutes. Thinking ahead helps.
     
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    You didn't make your wife shovel?
     
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    We took turns
     
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    Like a turtle on his back?
     
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    Sore cock garage.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    70-75 and sunny all week here in Phoenix.
     
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    "Shoveling"= code for getting your shit pushed in
     
  17. baltimore mike

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    I banged my wife last night
     
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    There were high school kids on our street looking for shoveling jobs, so we decided to break down and pay them instead of killing ourselves. Worth every penny.
     
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    If the furnace dies will you let your wife and kids slice you open like a Tauntaun so that may nestle in your warm innards?
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

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    The bottom of my pant leg got wet when I stepped in a puddle from last night's rain. :fil:
     
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