your boy garypagetwo just landed a date with a super hot blonde chick!!

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    from the online dating site!
    started messaging her a few days ago. she seemed really interesting from her profile but the bare responses she was giving me had me wondering if she was brain dead. i used some good ol' garypagetwo charm to ease her up a bit, got a lol, and decided to ask her out. in all honesty i didnt think she would respond because she really didnt seem interested, and it was sort of an "all-in" on my part... but she actually said "sure"! again i was like wtf kind of an answer is that, but i went along with it and we agreed on a day next week. the final test was to ask for her phone number, and...she just now sent it to me! I looked it up and its genuine!

    so wham bam thankya ma'am, i got a date next week :) :) :) !!!
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    no you don't
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Welcome back Gary. :hat:
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    bring treats
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Faggotface :jj:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Pix? She won't see.
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    jealous???
    thanks vyb
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Rapeface
    i cant do that man :p
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    she has a dick, so Friday night there will be only one dick between both of you.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    teeth save :cwl:
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Congrats Gar. Really proud of you.

    All my love,
    hg
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    [video=youtube;c1uaGkwmDa0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1uaGkwmDa0[/video]
     
  15. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    You go dude!
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i made Gary admits hes gay :jj:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    If it's a date, you have to pay for her drinks, ya cheapskate!
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Don't fuck it up, Gary... go easy on that GP2 charm.
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Aw thanks, hockeygrl :) And big thanks for that favor you did me a couple of weeks ago.
     
  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Send me her pic bro