Your Cheap Chinese Crap Might Be a Little Late

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    In arriving.

    What a freakin' mess.

    The difference between China and the USA is that we would have all sorts of new safety rules emerge from a disaster like this. The Chinese will just hide the truth and hope it doesn't happen again.


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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    And the next time you devalue your currency, we'll do this ten times over. Understand now?
     
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    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    Can't embedded from phone but watch this whole video of it

    If at at work several holy fucks dropped

     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I work at a company that deals with a lot of inbound containers from China. This explains everything.
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Wow that shit looks like a nuke went off!

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  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have a story from when I was young and stupid (as opposed to be old and stupid).

    When McVeigh blew up the Oklahoma City Building (April 1995) I was working for a big waste company in Baltimore (the biggest). I never bothered to find out what Ammonium Nitrate was. This was before the Internet, so there wasn't any Google.

    One of my big customers was CSX railroad. They called and said they needed about eight dumpsters to clean up a big fertilizer spill. So I sent some brand new roll-off dumpsters down to the rail yard, where CSX proceeded to fill them to the rim with "fertilizer."

    The next morning was a Saturday, and I was sitting and watching the local news with my girlfriend. I see a local TV reporter standing in front of my dumpsters, reporting that someone had filled dumpsters with the same material used to blow up the Oklahoma City Building.

    Ho Lee Fuk!

    I almost pissed myself. I immediately starting making phone calls like crazy and I made the entire fucking thing disappear before Monday morning. The fertilizer went to farmers, I paid the drivers out of my pocket and I destroyed the paperwork. It never happened.
     
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    Whew! Glad I only order items shipped via CMA CGM.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Time to buy stock in the CMA CGM shipping company.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    BCC: Federal Bureau of Investigation
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I needed room to destroy. Perfectly legal according to the mayor.

    In retrospect, I had a chance to redesign some neighborhoods back then, and maybe there wouldn't have been any riots 20 years later.

    My bad.
     
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    they'll just buy some carbon credits to make that pollution problem disapear
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Anyone want to purchase a new VW which needs paint?

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    You know what this means?

    4th of July is going to suck next year!

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    so Chinese cant video in landscape orientation either?
     
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    I've been watching accounts on Reddit. So first off, it's not being buried. Locally yes, but many people at the scene reporting in. Second, holy shit, some of the videos were live and you watched the person die. HARRIBLE.
     
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    Dude recording actually sounded Canadian. So technically, Canadians can't film in landscape either.
     
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    Pepcon Company - Las Vegas 1988

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