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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    “I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.â€
    Isaac Newton
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    “Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.”
    -Douglas Adams
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    [h=3]"Do I want to be feared or loved? Um... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
    [/h] - Micheal Scott, Regional Manager Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Scranton Branch
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    "Do what thou wilt"
     
  5. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    "Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shoveling."

    --The dad from Family Matters in the movie Die Hard.
     
  6. Markijuano

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    " Ever had your shit pushed in"
     
  7. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    kinda long.

    "They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I don't know what them eyes was the windows to and I guess I'd as soon not know. But there is another view of the world out there and other eyes to see it and that's where this is goin'. It has done brought me to a place in my life I would not of thought I'd of come to. Somewhere out there is a true and living prophet of destruction and I don't want to confront him. I know he's real. I have seen his work. I walked in front of those eyes once. I wont do it again. I wont push my chips forward and stand up and go out to meet him. It ain't just bein' older. I wish that it was. I cant say that it's even what you are willin' to do. Because I always knew that you had to be willin' to die to even do this job. That was always true. Not to sound glorious about it or nothin' but you do. If you ain't they'll know it. They'll see it in a heartbeat. I think it is more like what you are willin' to become. And I think a man would have to put his soul at hazard. And I wont do that. I think now that maybe I never would."

    --No Country For Old men
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    "Head down, ass up. Thats the way we like to fuck"~Luke
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    "The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm."
    - Jimmy Pop
     
  11. Charon

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    Death twitches my ear. Live, he says, I am coming.

    Virgil
     
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    "…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this - and I have, countless times, in just about every act I've committed - and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing…"
     
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    "you butt cheeks was warm" .. "just a little vaseline on the tip"
     
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    Honest Abe, apparently
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    "Let's fuck some hewers" R Mund
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    "Can I taste yo juice"

    -black porn slut
     
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    "No more bullshit."
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    word
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    "Can I suck your cock" Blue Iris
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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