News Your Fuckmoney Friday Frenzy Begins...

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  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    ...now.

    For those of you who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. For those of you who do, let me refresh your memory. I am the alpha female in the Dawgshed. I am the epitome of sophistication and elegance, the walking embodiment of femininity and grace. Armed with a razor wit, I take no prisoners. I possess the finest things and I only associate with the elite. Therefore, when a superior being such as myself is subjected to the daily minutiae that is passed off here as stimulating conversation, I am made ill. Sick to my stomach. I give less than a single fuck what you ate for lunch. Your thoughts on the current political climate? It is all beneath me. I am better than that and I am better than you. My contempt for you and your pathetic existence is palpable. Whittled down to the elements, the only thing that matters here is Fuckmoney. Fuckmoney brings dreams to fruition. Fuckmoney manifests. Fuckmoney rules the world.

    Knowing this, the following statement should come as no surprise. Even to the gutter dwelling riff raff that barely string together four words without risking a migraine, this should be obvious. I am top of the heap. I am queen. I stand today, the best in this business for one reason. I am the best because I have fought for and earned my place in the sun. Real recognizes real. Greatness begets greatness. The select associate with those who will drive them to a level of greatness that is incomprehensible to those who do not or can not measure up to my impossibly high standards. When the seminal call came, my answer was yes. Yes -- I will join the elite. Yes -- I will be one in a million. Yes! I will ascend to heights that only the very best achieve. Yes!!! I shall be all about the Fuckmoney. I have taken up the mantle of greatness. I am the feminine yin to the heartily masculine yang that is Larry, Inc.

    I am Deee. I am Fuckmoney Down. And I am Larry Inc.

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    All all all all all in hundred dollar bills.
     
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    akumba mumbwangi
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    When Trump becomes president, his first order of business will be to authorize the production of million dollar bills as a convenience to Larry, Inc.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Sleep Goon Squad DawgShed News

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    Just like that..

    :dadance::etm::dancin2::sd::punk::dadance::dancin:
     
  10. Caffeinated

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    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    This so you can light your cigars with something more appropriate to a member of the INC than crappy Hundos?
     
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    Green and Black, Green and Black
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    You couldn't read it you fucking derelict!
     
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    ...and I have my first block since my grand announcement.

    Pussy! Wimp! Your shins will be bruised by my delicate fidget feet.
     
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    All about the Fuckmoney.
     
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    Can we see your feet
     
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