Your Grandma is a massive faggot compared to mine! Happy Birthday Grandma

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Grandma Carm truns 100 tomorrow. still lives alone and makes some kick ass ravioli and meatballs.
    wish her a happy birthday you fucking rodents
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    I miss my meemaw
     
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    sorry pal, mine just wont go to the light, no matter how many people beg her to
     
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    Congrats. 100 years young. Does the ol gal go ass to mouth?
     
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    fuck that cunt
     
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    IDK,m probably, I dont look at the Pittsburgh Craigslist ads anymore
     
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    Fuck you gwarn, hi grandma :hw:
     
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    Turns out my dad's mom was quite the "party girl", God rest her soul.
     
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    I'd at least take a bj. Possibly more.
     
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    God forgot about your Grandma, enjoy the meatballs in the meantime. Happy birthday!
     
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    I fucked her :coffee:
     
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    Happy Birhday!!!
     
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    She'll probably yell out "Musselini!" at the birthday toast.
     
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    my grandfather would shoot you for saying that if he werent a rotting corpse
     
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    Prost! Heil Hitler!
     
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    Dawgs just couldnt be classy and wish her a happy birthday.
     
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    Does she post here?
     
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    That would be hott