Your husband is worth a 1/2 billion dollars and this is what you got me for Christmas

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Dec 20, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Fuck You, Bitch!




    bethostern
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    Bella opened her Christmas gift early
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    That's more balls than Beth will see for Christmas!
     
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    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't think Blind Bella is really blind.
     
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    Bella's real christmas wish was to be with another family who left her the fuck alone.
     
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    Now bella can get the t bag experience like he sees Howard and Ralph doing.
    I wonder if Ralph puts cat nip on his balls?
     
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    Wait, is that the sight challenged cat that can't see because it has no eyesight and is blind?
     
  7. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    :rs:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Never thought I'd laugh at a joke about a cat getting tea bagged. :lo5:
     
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    Beth has some serious mental problems. Here is what the urban dictionary calls it.

    kidult
    A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called "children's" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful "kiddie" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!
     
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    But I don't wanna be a star.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    That is indeed the feline that has been struck blind. She is unable to see, because her vision is bad.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Dumb broad, that was Howard's 1/2 Jew Hannakkah present for Blind Bella (who is a blind cat).
     
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    "Where's your eye?"
     
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    :spit:
     
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    I think what Bella really wants is to be deaf...that voice!
     
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    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    That's hall of fame material right there
     
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    "Where's your eye?" Good god, she's a lunkhead.
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    hahaha "where's your eye"
     
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    Balls to the Face