Your Last Meal?

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  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Just watched a TV special on Timothy McVeigh and it ended with his last meal before his execution

    He requested 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice creme for his final meal............mmmmmmmmmm

    what would be your final meal before death?
     
  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Pussy
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'd bit open my own wrists and suck the blood.
     
  4. Night Ape

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    Biscuits & Gravy (my own recipe), fried eggs with hot sauce, pancakes with butter and maple syrup, white milk, chocolate milk and black coffee. Nothing special, but at least it would make me happy one last time.
     
  5. Lou Skunt

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    I would remove my own ribs and choke myself with my own cock.
     
  6. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I think my last meal would consist of sushi, fried seafood and steamed oysters
     
  7. pontius pilot

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    A spa lunch for sure.
     
  9. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Can you request alcohol for your last drink? I would assume...yes
     
  10. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I would bash Pontius' skull into the concrete floor until my hands were numb. And then I'd have lasagna and garlic bread.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Nope.
     
  12. pontius pilot

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    good choice! :toptip:
     
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    Nah, I should have went with stuffed rigatoni. My mom's stuffed rigatoni is out of this world!
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    5 almonds.
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why not?
     
  16. Lou Skunt

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    You gotta work in a last "dump" somewhere.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    did i just see fava beans?
     
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    I think I gotta vote for thin crust pepperoni pizza and a pitcher of beer. Damn I'm tungry.
     
  19. pontius pilot

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    i was gonna make a 'stuffing your mom's rigatoni' joke and end with a 'rigga please', but it didn't read very funny.

    i'll keep working on it. i'd like to also incorporate a 'tony' somewhere there as well, but i'm drawing a blank. oh well, back to the drawing board.
     
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    Percoset, mushrooms and Jack Daniels.