Your Least Favorite Toaster

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    These are stupid and anyone who has one is white trash. I hope you choke on your toast and die.

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  2. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    all china crap:coffee:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    do they have a Maple Leafs version of that?
     
  4. Scott

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  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    well how about that :jj:
     
  6. artiesoffspring

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    Quiznos can shove their toaster up their twat.
     
  7. Scott

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    Does each location have it's own twat or is there one great big collective twat at the Quizno's headquarters?
     
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Each one has its own twat. At the end of each fiscal quarter those twats then meet up at the twat rendezvous.
     
  9. Scott

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    Can you imagine the smell?
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm imagining it now.
     
  11. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    [video=youtube;aZrks-BPeLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ[/video]
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I want one of these bad boys like they have in hotels. About $600 for the toaster and Several thousand for the resulting divorce.

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  13. artiesoffspring

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    You'd cheat on your wife with a toaster?
     
  14. Scott

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    You have to really love toast to make that kind of investment.
     
  15. Scott

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    You'd probably fuck toast.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I don't joke around about toast fellows. That's just over the line.
     
  17. Scott

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    Do you like cinnamon toast or are you one of those purists?
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Oh I like the cinnamon toast.
    I'm thinking I could make garlic bread slices with this thing too.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Yeah, but they'd land upside down when they come out the bottom.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    Garlic cinnamon?