Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Mar 18, 2014.
These are stupid and anyone who has one is white trash. I hope you choke on your toast and die.
all china crap
do they have a Maple Leafs version of that?
well how about that
Quiznos can shove their toaster up their twat.
Does each location have it's own twat or is there one great big collective twat at the Quizno's headquarters?
Each one has its own twat. At the end of each fiscal quarter those twats then meet up at the twat rendezvous.
Can you imagine the smell?
I'm imagining it now.
I want one of these bad boys like they have in hotels. About $600 for the toaster and Several thousand for the resulting divorce.
You'd cheat on your wife with a toaster?
You have to really love toast to make that kind of investment.
You'd probably fuck toast.
I don't joke around about toast fellows. That's just over the line.
Do you like cinnamon toast or are you one of those purists?
Oh I like the cinnamon toast.
I'm thinking I could make garlic bread slices with this thing too.
Yeah, but they'd land upside down when they come out the bottom.