Your lifestyle and what you eat affects the taste of your semen.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oh So Much, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    In my many years of experience, the semen of the straight edge vegan man is superior.

    Cigarettes have a negative effect. So does meat. Alcohol sometimes too.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

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    You think I'm giving up my delicious cow so my other delicious cow can enjoy semen better?

    Ding dong you wrong
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I think we need Schmoopy to weigh in on this before we accept your opinion as true fact....
     
  4. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    carne asada burritos and bud light is semen heaven.
     
  6. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    I see what you did there.
     
  7. Oh So Much

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    No.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I guess that means Mario's semen tastes like semen.
     
  9. gilaet

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  10. Oh So Much

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    mind blown
     
  11. Oh So Much

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  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    How do you know? :eek:
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

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    Shut up and suck it.

    ...Is what I would say if my girl started trying to concoct a better semen flavor.
     
  14. Oh So Much

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    ;)
     
  15. eliasbboy

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    I guess what they say is true.

    You are what you cum.
     
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    ask an alcoholic mexican.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    what if you eat a lot of jalapenos?
     
  18. jonpow

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    Do black guys taste different from white guys?
     
  19. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    why do you care? oh wait :facepalm:
     
  20. Oh So Much

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    That, I wouldn't know.