Your mamma has some harsh tittrets

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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  2. Teeney

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    All fun and games until
    Someone loses an eye.
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    :jj: Even a midget could lose an eye with her.
     
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  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I'd tie them in a knot.
     
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    Why did I click that??? :facepalm:
     
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  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hmmmm.

    :bigthink
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Why did they photoshop her wrinkled gut skin to look like a vague cloud mass but not her clown breasts? I don't get it.
     
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    ^ jelly
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Take it back! I'm a magnificent looking young woman!
     
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    Would.
     
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    .....but would you tie them in a bow?
     
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    Would you throw them over your shoulder?
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Yep
     
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    You could deepthroat those tittays.
     
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    looked like the monster from Stranger Things
     
  19. gwartney

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    I think the boobs are photoshopped. You can see the red lines repeating themselves where they used the clone tool. Although the wrinkles where they meet her chest would be tougher to fake. I'm pretty much ashamed of myself that I actually analyzed it.
     
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  20. SorryBoff

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    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can You Stick Them in Your Pocket Just Like Little Davy Crockett?