Your previous life

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jackie the jerk, Dec 8, 2015.

  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I'm some faggot named Bert Gordon

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  2. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I was some dot headed chick named Nargis Dutt
     
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    Apparently I was a Mormon in my previous incarnation
     
  5. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I was a German fencer :yes:

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  6. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    this thread is a trick to update spreadsheets
     
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    @gilaet
     
  8. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    i was a black woman with big pussy lips
     
  9. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    would you like to know what phone numbers are in my credit card too?
     
  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    hey I have a good thread idea
    |who shared your mother's maiden name?|
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    I am so ashamed! I was the mayor of toronto! I was canadian!
    how will i ever live down my shame?

    although i must have been very good because i was allowed to be born in a civilized country free of french canadians the next time.
     
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    Frazer's wife: Bebe Neuwirth
     
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    :flowers:
     
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    :wub:
     
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    Hold yer bag of milk close and cry silently.
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    My aunt called her once while she was in Chicago. Unfortunately we are not related.
     
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    at least this time around my head doesn't bob on its hinge when i talk

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  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Walter von Axthelm.



    Highly decorated General in the Luftwaffe during W2.






    Sweet.
     
  20. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    wow congrats you were a Nazi
     
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