Your revenge stories :)

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell a story where someone or some group wrong you and how you got back at them in a clever way :) I'm sure there are some good ones out there.
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    My asshole high school gym teacher died.
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i succeeded, that was revenge enough.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was burned to death by angry parents but I came back from Hell as a demon and killed their kids in their dreams
     
  5. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ah come on guys! I need some ideas here!
     
  6. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    fuck yourself
     
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why would I take your advice?
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I started a revenge for hire business with one of my goomba friends from Jersey.
     
  9. Atomic Wedgie

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    Rick Kuno stole my Puma "Clydes" in 8th grade.....he was a ginger that was twice my size. I ran into him at a party probably ten years later....walked up and sucker punched him and broke his jaw. He died in a car accident not long after....and I laughed greatly when I saw the mangled mess of his Toyota Carolla.
     
  10. Johnnykstaint

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    OK, i enrolled in medical school just so i could intern for my ex-wife's gynocologist. That really fucking got her!
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did you take his shoes after you punched him? Let me guess that stupid fuck was drunk when he died.
     
  12. Atomic Wedgie

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    I didn't take his shoes....and yep....he wrapped his car around a telephone pole drunk as a skunk.
     
  13. stripes

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    i went out drinking with my wifes gyno. dude was quite the pussy hound :c
     
  14. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I didn't tip her.
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I have nothing here :nocheer:

    but Hi!
     
  16. Lever

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    Back when i was in my early 20s when i used to slang these guys came over to my place with a bat and demanded money i told them i did not sell anymore so to make a long story short i took a short beating before getting away to find my guitar, amp /cds/ and my distortion pedal taken. So i called my buddy who knew one of the guys and ended up going to his place and punching him out and managed to get my guitar back thats it but was better then nothing. I heard the guy suffered a broken jaw :haha:
     
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    I don't believe in revenge.
     
  18. stripes

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    i'm too lazy & my anger never lasts that long
     
  19. Atomic Wedgie

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    I had a neighbor that lived below me....real nice guy but had the look of someone you wouldn't want to fuck with. He had a real hoarse voice and a pretty gnarly scar across his throat. I never got the nerve to ask him about it....but I asked his girlfriend about it. Turns out a couple of guys broke into his house, slashed his throat and raped his wife and ended up killing her. He spent a few years in jail....he ended up finding one of the guys and killed him.
     
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