This is a rough day for the average guy. You don't know what level of importance to place on the holiday. Here are a few of jokeland's rules to get yourself a Valentine's KISS: K- know your love interest. If she is the type who will let you seal the deal with a Big Mac, there is no reason to pay ribeye prices. I- inside. Don't come inside her today. There are a lot of psychos out there looking to ensnare you. In her mind there is no better way than pregnancy. She may tell you she is on birth control. Don't get caught up believing it in an amorous moment. Stomach and chest shots today, gentlemen. S- Swallow. This is a day that is going to demand cuddling and making out after the act. Unless you are one of these modern day men who likes the taste of his own jizz, don't make her swallow as that is coming right back at you. S- Say goodnight. The glow of eroticism will ware off particularly harshly in the light of the morning of February 15. Don't ruin the memories of a great night with the horror of an average morning. Work, errands, your secret family...all these are good excuses but whatever it is, get out of that door before she turns into a pumpkin. These, of course, are only relevant to non married men. You married suckers have chosen your lives of damnation. Your only rule is to survive another day. Does anyone else want to lay some knowledge down to help navigate this treacherous day?