Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Oct 3, 2016.
What was he like?
No joke my elementary school principle was like a fat Walt Disney who collected toy cars, and car models.
Mine was a she and she got arrested while she was giving a speech at an assembly in front of the whole school. Turns out they were a huge drug dealer.
Her vice principal was arrested a few months later, after severely beating the person that the school board brought in to replace the original principal. Jealousy and being passed over is a bitch.
The third one was an effeminate male that was found dead in his home, three weeks on the job.
The fourth one was some hard ass that tries ultra-discipline and was removed because of union protests by the teachers.
Finally they brought in a 75yr old Betty white like woman. She ran that fucker like a boss until my graduation day, where she promptly died that night.
Elementary was a huge pussy. He had a group meeting with like 10-15 kids each day that was called "pow-wow with your princi-pal" you got to talk about feelings and eat donuts.
Middle school I don't remember at all.
High school was a wanna be hardass who mostly dealt with being a football coach and didn't do much principal stuff.
The middle school and high school bits are so damn similar to mine!
My school principle was "Knowledge Is Good". My school principal was a moron. He didn't know 'principle' from 'principal'.
My elementary school principal was tough but fair. Died of toxic shock syndrome. My high school principal hated me because i wouldn't go to his alma mater to play baseball.
I don't remember the principle but our Latin teacher was forced to quit after fondling a male student. If this happened today, he would have been arrested.
He had black eyes ........ like a doll's eyes ........
He tasted funny
Same here. Mine was a super liberal dyke who's big accomplishments were changing the name of the library to the "learning center" and other foolishness. She also got rid of shop and home ec. I need to do some work on my house and boy it would've been nice to have a basic knowledge of carpentry to rely on.
Don't remember a single one...............
If my elementary school teacher tried today, what he used to do to us, he would certainly be arressted. His move was to take his index finger and jab you in the collar bone with it has hard as he could while he screamed in your face while turning beet red. I'd piss on his grave if given the chance.
In Jr. High School I had detention after school literally every day. My principal was the one who monitored it. He knew I took the city bus home and it only ran about every 45 minutes on that route. He would let me out JUST after the city bus passed by, knowing that I would be sitting around another 45 minutes after I got out of there.
I don't get it.
I don't remember the principal but the vice principal was mr ferris..... they called him The wheel.
Mine was pretty good. Made sure all the students could spell.