WTF Your Sex Preferences (poll)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Donkey Patrol, Sep 22, 2016.

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What are you freaks into? What do you like the best?

  1. Lights On

  2. Lights Off

  3. Drunk Sex

  4. Sober Sex

  5. Socks On

  6. Socks Off

  7. Morning Sex

  8. Nooner

  9. Night Sex

  10. Doggie Style

  11. Missionary

  12. Cow girl

  13. Condom

  14. Bareback

  15. Oral

  16. Anal

  17. Public sex

  18. Strap on

  19. With a black man

  20. With your neighbor

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  1. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    I ran out of choices, let the debauchery begin

    If the Shed ladies want to post pictures, that is encouraged
     
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  2. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I don't fuck ugly broads, so of course I want the lights on. If they don't want the lights on, they can close their eyes.
     
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  3. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Definitely missionary for me.
    I'm very traditional that way.


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  4. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Options I couldn't add-

    Water sports

    Sex with your prudish trophy wife that won't blow you

    Anal sex with a woman who has been vegucated

    Sex with a monkey producer

    Getting Turked (a different kind of fucking)
     
  5. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    :pissed: I need more than 5 votes, damn it!
     
  6. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    :cwl: Someone's up for a good time


    I thought 5 would've been enough, my bad
     
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  7. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Silly neophyte you must be in your 20's that's your A game?

    :backlol2:
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Oh little boy...
     
  9. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Those are just foreplay.
     
  10. reno

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    Lets do it doggie style so we can both watch what's on TV.
     
  11. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Oh and Im cool with morning sex. Just don't wake me.

    We'll just play coroner takes a detour. I'm fun like that .

    @wife is a whore.
     
  13. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Bareback, Oral, in the morning, with a candle stick, in the Conservatory.
     
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    Thanks, now I have to clean up the damn coffee I spit on the keyboard :giggle:
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Any way any sex at all for this celibate old fart. :(
     
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    Hand jobs are an option as well

    ;)
     
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    When was the last time you had relations with a female sir?
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I voted!
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Nah, to hell w/ that plausible deniability stuff. If yer gonna take it up the ole' poop chute, I want you awake and participating in it.
     
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