1 So What if I wear a wig? 2 So what if Marci and I are in David Allen's cult? 3 So what if my horse had a historic hankering for pants shishkabob? 4 so what if Beth draws a salary from NSAL? 5 so what if I my bread and butter used to be racist and homophobe jokes? 6 so what if I am Gay? And homophobic? So what if I pay Ralph to shave my belly and pubic region?