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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    1 So What if I wear a wig?

    2 So what if Marci and I are in David Allen's cult?

    3 So what if my horse had a historic hankering for pants shishkabob?

    4 so what if Beth draws a salary from NSAL?

    5 so what if I my bread and butter used to be racist and homophobe jokes?

    6 so what if I am Gay? And homophobic? So what if I pay Ralph to shave my belly and pubic region?
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    . He is so blasé about his ridiculous behavior like most of Hollywood . Jaded originality lmao
     
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    Lol. Pants shishkabob. Gross.
     
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    so what if I told you that 10 networks wanted the birthday bash, then immediately told you all the reasons that the 10 networks wouldn't buy it, then told you that it was free because it was a golden shower for the fans, not free because I couldn't sell it.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    What's your question 50 cent?

    So what if Gary's schvoogie button story is my fave ?
     
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    So what if my wife is a fuckin' mongoloid that lays on the floor
    with shitty nuggets all day.
     
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    "So what if I pee on my few remaining fans?"

    "So what if I lied when proclaiming radio to be a 5 day habitual medium?"

    "So what if Beth really barely speaks one language and not 5?"

    "So what if Ralph and I sleep in the same bed?"
     
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    Yep. I just Jackie guffawed waiting for my kids to get out of school. Got a few looks but totally worth the yuks :haha:
     
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    :giggle:
    Howardjerkingofffinal.gif
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Cheers mate
     
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    So whatever William Shatner laughs at my wig.
     
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    So what if Allison wanted me to take a polygraph for cheating when we were married? I refused.


    So what if I lied to my fans about my work schedule plans to migrate them to Sirius?

    So what if people think Jimmy Jen And Justin made me clean bathroom naked in Mexico?

    So what if I snowballed Justin's genetics with BFF Jimmy?

    So what if Beth is a cushion model? she's a breakout star.

    So what if I pretend the cultist Marci has nothing to do with HSS?
     
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