Your time is up! You are about to be murdered, how do you want to go?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Captain Insano, Apr 11, 2013.

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How do you die?

  1. Strangle

    6.3%
  2. Beaten

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  3. Drowned

    6.3%
  4. Burried Alive

    6.3%
  5. Shot/Stabbed

    43.8%
  6. beheaded

    37.5%
  1. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    A crazed maniac is going to kill you and lets you chose your fate, how do you go? ***Note, none are instant.***

    1. Strangled by his hands around your throat.
    2. Beaten with a hammer. First shots are all body to subdue you.
    3. Drown you.
    4. Bury you alive.
    5. Shot/stabbed and left to bleed out.
    6. Beheading. (if you have ever seen one, it is not a swift motion like in a film. Typically you bleed to death while they saw at your neck)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd prefer they hand me a gun with a single bullet and ask me to read one of your threads
     
  3. MatthewT

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    Rapture :coffee:
     
  4. beatlejaws

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    Poe had a great fear of being buried alive.
     
  5. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    I am frankly surprised you can read something other than cooking directions.
     
  6. MatthewT

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    they made coffins with little bells you could ring just in case you got buried alive
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't read cooking directions :jj:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    I want to die from a super intense orgasm from this Oswin character in your avatar.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Shot!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I wish Dawg would murder your account, shit mult.:)
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Go ahead and cut my head off. Get it over with quick. It will also leave a big mess for someone to clean up.
     
  14. Captain Insano

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    jesus christ yes she is hot.
     
  15. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Horse and Quartered for me thanks :hat:
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    They say drowining is the best way to die because you pass out first...

    So ill take the beheading
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    then there is this
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who is that bitch
     
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    if not raptured, then beheaded, 'cause dirty muzzies do that :cheer:
     
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    ^^^ Not a Dr. Who fan