You're a faggot if you don't peel your eggs like this

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    PSA:grad:
     
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    It works

    I feel like Ponce De Leon
     
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    Like I'm going take kitchen tips from the dipshit that didn't put the egg shells on the disposal side of the sink :rolleye:
     
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    You're an old faggot if you're peeling eggs
     
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    I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
     
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    That's just lazy. I prefer to do it the old fashioned way and work up a sweat.

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    I have fresh eggs right from the chicken so those fuckers can't peel worth shit. I've given up. But DbD has done scientific testing on this shit. That's how crazy he is. I forgot what his findings were though.
     
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    I don't get "fresh out the butt" eggs like you, but it doesn't matter how new or old the batch is

    This.fucking.works.
     
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    They need to be cooled beforehand. I put them in an ice bath for an hour or so :grad:
     
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    Vile
     
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    :facepalm:

    I refuse to repeat my findings.
     
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    Cocktease.
     
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    What are these findings you speak of?
     
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    I know right? At least close your cabinets if you're going to take pictures.
     
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    What about the garlic peeling trick
     
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    Thank you
     
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    I refuse to repeat them! :pissed:
     
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