You're all in deep shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 10, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I am minged off

    I made a steak last night and, since you bunch of laughing joking numbnuts won't shut the fuck up about my sear, I tried getting my cast iron hot as dicks and all that. My smoke alarm went off and everything. It was very exciting.

    Long story short, it came out medium, almost medium well
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT


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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm at home. Washing my tights. :fil:
     
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  4. Mr Sinister

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    Let's see it or Wgas
     
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    Try cleaning the skillet before putting it away next time :lo5:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's cast iron faggot
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've seen more pink in Wifeisawhore's future
     
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  8. Sea Slob

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    You're supposed to get it hot again and dump some water in it to clean it before you put it away :facepalm:
     
  9. Artie Laugh

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Incorrect

    That's how a woman cleans cast iron
     
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    Looks underaged :jerk:
     
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    So did she? :dontknow:
     
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    what is "minged off?"
     
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  15. Lou Loomis

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    Another steak :fail:



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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    All my others were good! :pissed:

    Truth be told this wasn't bad, I just like medium rare
     
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    did you take a pic?
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I baked a broccoli and cheese pie last night and my boyfriend rubbed a bunch of expired spices on a piece of beef and cooked it.
    He used a nonstick pan but the sear was nice. :dontknow:
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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