You're Caught Staring at Cleavage - What Do You Do/Say?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    So you meet this well-endowed woman at the bus stop or mall or wherever, and she's wearing a low-cut top that shows off her goodies. Like every guy (and many women) you get an eyeful, but you linger too long and when you look up at her, she's staring at you with a disgusted look on your face. You know you're busted, and she says "what are you, a pervert?"

    What do you say/do in response?

    I would take the high road, and say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare but you are really lovely and I couldn't help it. I'm sorry." I'd then smile and walk away, if I could.

    You?
     
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    Do those need to be drained?
     
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    go in for the motorboat
     
  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Last week my wife said she caught two high school guys giving each other "the elbow" when she was at the grocery checkout.
     
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    Nice tits.
     
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    How about.... I follow you home will you keep me?

    or, what's on tap?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Cannot accurately predict without example images.
     
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    I tell her "Those tits look like they're made for fucking!"
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :spit:
     
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    I find it entirely disingenuous when women wear revealing tops, even showcasing their breasts, then becoming offended and indignant when said breasts attract eyes.

    If a woman doesn't want @peterfonda staring, wear a baggy sweatshirt, please ;)
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Beat me! :mad: (too easy anyway :D)
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Fixed.
     
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    Why say anything?

    If an endowed woman is wearing something low cut- she wants you to look. I always take that as a green light to stare. You are just doing what she was hoping for. So if a girl asked if i was a pervert- I would look at her oddly.... I guess I would say... "Oh, I am heterosexual.." and shrug?
     
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    Thats so beta man.

    The correct response is, "Did you not cover up so that people wouldn't look? Maybe ill hang my nuts out of my zipper and sue everyone who looks for sexual harassment. Take it as a compliment and walk away so I can see if your ass is as fine as your tits"

    Commence the sex.
     
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    My boss at work has sizeable funbags. Probably DD's. She wears a button up sweater over her shirt nearly every day, and when I have to see her about something, she always pulls the sweater over her cans. I think she does it with all the men, she was probably ogled and hit on a lot when she was younger.
     
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    I usually just give a quick nod-steal one last glance--and head off on my way
     
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    Two times I was caught:

    Second date with my future wife, I was too shy to make sustained eye contact, so I'd just keep darting my eyes down. She just happens to have big tits, and after the 3rd or 4th dart, she took her menu and covered her cleavage and started laughing. I wanted to die, I *swear* that wasn't what I was looking at! Not intentionally!

    And yesterday, I was talking to a hot coworker of mine, she was wearing a tight white shirt with an unbuttoned sweater over it, since it's cold in our office. When she would look away at her screen, I'd take the opportunity to stare and soak in the mere outline of her boobs in that shirt. She suddenly took her sweater and pulled it closed, but it wasn't at a time I was looking, or when she was looking at me, so I'm not sure if she got a chill from the cold or from my pervy ass staring lasers into her chest.
     
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