You're chillen at the club and this guy slaps your gf on the ass

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  1. Napoleon V

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    What do you do?
     
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    Id bitch slap dat nigga
     
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    Shit would be getting fucked up.
     
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    Use the bitch as a human shield and get the fuck outta there.
     
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    I can't believe the bear didn't notice the smell coming from the seat of that guy's pants
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    That was probably why it left. Who'd want to eat that?
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    Hey BooBoo! Watch this: I'm gonna be on YouTube!
     
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    Id watch him fuck my bitch
     
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    I might even cheer him on
     
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    @baltimore mike was cucked by a black bear, that is why his wife is in the hospital now.
     
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    Depens on what he looks like
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    but Howard how do you know he and Beff aren't already fucking?
     
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    If it was a black bear I might have slapped the fuck out of him. A brown bear can have her, though....
     
  17. Napoleon V

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    That actually happened to me once. My gf at the time was dancing with her friends on the dance floor and some guy slaps her ass. She told me what happened, me and my boys find the guy, he apologized quickly and bought us drinks.:hhh:
     
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