You're invited to eat LUNCH WITH GWARTNEY! Bonus: Downs Syndrome encounter

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    OK, I got the shit beat out of me at physical therapy today and felt that I owed myself some fast food. I wanted some Wendy's chili. I drove to my local Wendy's and got in line. The people in front of me were both well dressed ladies. One of them looked to be in her 30s was a Down's Syndrome girl. They placed their order, then the mom gave the DSG her credit card to pay with. The DSG handed the card to the girl at the counter and said, "I don't need a receipt." Only, it sounded more like "I derp derp derp derp."
    The girl at the could barely speak English so I'm sure she didn't understand. I only understood because I have my mind finely tuned to understand all types of broken English.

    So the girl hands back the credit card along with the receipt to the Down's Syndrome Girl. The DSG took the receipt, wadded it up and angrily said, "I told you I didn't want a receipt!" Only it sounded like "Derp etc...". She then tossed the wadded receipt up at the girl.
     
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    I liked this part of the story------->"I derp derp derp derp."
     
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    You know what's funny about retards? Their brains are feeble and they look like dolphins!
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    There is no comeback for an angry DS person.
     
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    bro is in here to preach to you that wendys chili is bad for you
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So now it's my turn to order. There was no hope that this girl, who was just broken by a Down's Syndrome encounter, was going to be able to get my order correctly. I was about to blow her mind because I ordered a Cheeseburger plain, just the meat, cheese and bun. I had to repeat myself twice and each time I told her that I wanted a coke. When she finally got my order down, she asked me what I wanted to drink.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Miraculously, when I got my order, it was fairly correct. It was handed to me buy a guy with huge open holes in his ears. I had ordered chili and this is what I got:

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    Don't you think that the least they could do would be to fill the fucking paper bowl up?
     
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    :lol: I really enjoyed the pictures :rolleyes:

    :ninja:
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    They had given my 3 pkg of crackers and two chili sauce packets so I was fairly pleased except for the missing 2 oz of chili.
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    I just got this email....


    Hey HandjobHub Member - Get a Reduced Rate at TeenTugs!:lol:
     
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    Bitch bitch bitch. There was no way I could sneak a photo of the DSG and her mom.
     
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    Now for my review. The cheeseburger was fine. How can you fuck up meat, cheese and a bun? The French Fries? I don't really care for them. There were a lot of droopers. The chili seemed to have lots less meat than it used to have. I don't think Dave would have been proud of this meal.
     
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    those texas retards think they're so bad ass
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    As I said, the french fries had lots of droopers. Mixed in with them was this one:
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  18. gwartney

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    [​IMG]

    It's just my opinion but, there's a lot of unexplained cancer out there. I'm thinking if I would have accidently eaten that thing, you'd soon be seeing me at the cancer center.
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I really wanted a Frosty, but seeing how I'm already a big fat hog, I resisted. That's all. Feel free to add your Wendy's experiences in the space provided below.
     
  20. wigtropolis

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    30 is old for dsg's