WTF you're not going to believe this my precious dawgsters

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, Mar 6, 2016.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    but I was just now eating some peanuts and dropped one, it slid by besides my pants..I fished around for it and said aha it's still good because it stayed on the seat. I pop-ed it in my mouth and savored it's goodness..for about 2 seconds.. I went what the fuck and looked beside my leg..there was a peanut.
    I think I picked up a peanut that had been caught next to the cushion for months..I wretched and still feel woozy.
    I just wanted to share my experience. Words don't do it justice though.
     
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  2. You Knew!

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    You have super AIDS now!:yay:
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    UGH robin I gotta get out of of this. I'm gonna puke, robin. robin?
     
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    once in the haunted mansion at disney ,reached down to sit in the doom buggy and put my hand in a puddle of liquid...

    kept the hand up and away untill i found a bath room and sanitizer
     
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    One time, I was sitting down to breakfast and took a drink of the glass of orange juice I just poured. It tasted real fucking weird, so I look up and there's the glass I just poured sitting on the opposite side. I had taken a drink of an unfinished glass from 3 days before. I think there was some mold on top, because I felt something in my mouth before I swallowed and thought it was pulp. But the juice was no pulp. I didn't barf but I really wanted to. Felt sick all day.
     
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    This nigga gonna die:backlol:
     
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    I accidentally drank some antifreeze today.
    I was helping my kid flush his cooling system before our HOT summer.
    I was siphoning his coolant recovery tank... it was tasty.

    Got a mouthful. Felt sick for an hour or so. Better now.
     
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    I drive truck and use my empty iced tea bottle to piss in...need I say more:bleachcoffee:
     
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    When my wife was teaching, once she had a can of pop on her desk. When she went to write on the blackboard, One of her students put something in the can. She didn't drink it and pretended nothing happened and continued teaching. It was a dead cockroach.
     
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    These all sound like Stuttering John stories.
     
  14. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    My brother drives too. He uses that phrase all the time and it always bugs me when he says it.

    It's the same as me saying "I drive van" or "I fuck woman"

    No offense to you icy .. just venting a little
     
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    One time at band camp I used a sandwich bag as a condom and it had some bread crumbs still in it and it went into my pee hole. I got a yeast infection
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    OmG!! I can't believe that!
     
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    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

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    "you're not going to believe this"

    ...looks like a Huffington Post headline.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    It was probably a booger..
     
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    let us know how your kidneys are acting in a day or so if you swallowed any
     
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