You've been kidnapped by isis

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S.A.S Or Navy Seals

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Who would you rather rescue you, the S.A.S or the Navy Seals?

    who is best.
     
  2. AcquiringSignal

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    S.A.S. doesn't like paperwork. Seems rather hardcore.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-32936368

    An Army officer told a grieving family it would have been "too much paperwork" to cancel SAS training which led to three deaths, an inquest has heard.

    He allegedly made the remark to L/Cpl Craig Roberts' relatives shortly after viewing his body in a mortuary.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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  4. SlinkyNeckStern

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    I'm white and Republican so I'm worse than Isis. Seeing as Obama will leave me to die a horrible death I am now depending on IHJI. You know, the Israeil Hot Jewess Infantry.

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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I went to some leadership training being taught by ex-SEALS. They told us that the different special ops groups in the U.S. Fight for opportunities like the Bin Laden raid because the publicity gets them more budget.

    I think I prefer the SAS because they just go in and get the job done. The SEAL - due to the heavy hand of Government - worry too much about collateral damage - and therefore over plan.

    The Bin Laden raid was a success because we killed him - but the initial landing was a cluster fuck and we lost a high tech helicopter to the Chinese in the process.

    I prefer the tactics of the SAS.

     
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    i'd prefer they reincarnate saddam and have him come get me

    all those fuckers were scared of that dude--why did he have to go away again?
    I miss that dude



    and those are some pretty jew broads
     
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    In the world of spec ops, you're only as good as you're last mission. The SAS was the gold standard for many years. And while still a very effective fighting force, their reputation has nevertheless been diminished somewhat by the mere fact that, over the last half century, Europe has largely been content to outsource the lion's share of their national defense to the U.S. As such, rather than plan and execute their own missions, the SAS has been spending much more time providing support to spec ops missions planned and coordinated by Centcom. As well, purely from a logistical standpoint, it's important to acknowledge the greater capability the SEALs possess in getting into and out of a given area of operations. None of this is a knock against the SAS, it's just the reality of the times we live in.
     
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    She reminds me of an episode of Weeds that featured the Israeil Hot Jewess Infantry
     
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    If I had my druthers, I'd choose the Philly PD and PA State Police...
     
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    SAS the originals. Shouldn't it be SEALS v SBS?
     
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  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I am a white guy. I'm not going to sit around waiting for Obama to help me. That'll never happen.

    I'd kill all those ISIS fuckers holding me captive, make sandals out of their skin, and jump-start a Hummer that the Iraqi Army left behind.

    Then I'd drive to Jordan because they are the only people in the region who seem to be halfway decent.
     
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    i'd go with the seals simply because they are mericans. they are both great groups of warriors who are totally into the mission.

    butr before they got permission to come save my dumb ass, i'd attempt to convert to islam and scream death to america!!!!.

    i'm not a joiner but i know how to go along to get along. i wonder if they would give me some hash while i was waiting? :toke:
     
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    SAS are very competent and well trained, but I wouldn't but my hopes on someone being funded by the UK's budget.

    Need that good ole' Yank blank cheques.
     
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    I'd pick Superman. He could burn up the bad guys with his X-ray vision.
     
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    Would you be willing to be held in an Isis cage, starved and in great fear for one week if there was a 95% chance that she and her fellow hot soldiers were to rescue you and then orgy with you afterward?

    I have to give a 5% chance of horrible death. If I gave you a 100% chance that you're rescued then you know you have nothing to worry about making this an easy decision.
     
  19. FishySausage

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    Ok, here's the deal tho...
    EVERYONE has to serve in the Israeli military so of course there will be a portion who are beautiful women.
    Not to take anything away from these army vixens
     
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