Zapruder this coed's ass (was it shopped?)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Aug 23, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    (I can't figure out how to start a poll)

    1) Yes, her ass was altered in Photoshop
    2) No, this photo is untouched
    3) Not sure, but I'm gonna keep staring at it until I figure this out (even if it takes all day)
    4) Don't care- I am inches away from whacking off to it, even if this is not exactly reality

    After a lengthy evaluation, I vote YES- shopped!

    I was staring at her ass so carefully, I couldn't see the forest for the trees. The guy who shopped this made the critical mistake of blurring the area next to the top half of her legs. That must've happened when he enlarged her upper legs and didn't adjust the background concrete properly.

    Apart from the blurred wall fiasco, notice how every other part of the photo is in clear focus except for her shorts. Why is the top of her ass crack and most of her left ass cheek relatively not clear? Sadly, I have to conclude that some guy enlarged her ass and gave it a more outcurved shape. Please tell me I am mistaken!

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  2. eliasbboy

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    I will do my best.
     
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    Shopped.

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  5. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ, and I thought my innocence had been shattered thoroughly already...

    So this photo & the fake was already internet-famous? I'm gonna go crawl back under a rock now...
     
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    What's up with her gigantic thumb? (holding water bottle)
     
  7. Quite Frankly

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    If you see something, say something...if you see the slightest bit of blurriness, it's a shop- god DAMN it...
    [video=youtube_share;V0EZobdiJ4M]http://youtu.be/V0EZobdiJ4M[/video]
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I hate the original ps'er for making me believe creatures like this exist for a moment.
     
  9. Judy Garland

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    What's with the love for fat asses? Gross.
     
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    Shopped as hell!
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Gotta say, even the untouched pic was a great ass.
     
  12. eliasbboy

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    I still have not seen an ass better than this one imo.

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    Holy fuck I need this on a continuous loop
     
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    I used to really be into the big ass but a fat ass and big tits is just because they are fat and/or sloppy; we have to have essentially no body fat to maintain a nice core but they get to eat like pigs because the fat enhances their tits n ass - not fair...what am I talking about it still turns me on
     
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    If that's truly real, that's amazing.
     
  16. eliasbboy

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    There was a concerted effort online to find the identity of that woman. Someone took the candid photo, and the ass was such a sensation her identity became a quest.

    Last I heard someone had inquired about possibly coming forth, but then nothing else. :nocheer:
     
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    why would anyone care, that ass looks sloppy
     
  18. Art

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    Well, the ass rate is 52 and regular.
     
  19. Howards Wig

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    All I know is it is a great time to be alive. It was a hot summer night here last night and the number of 18-25 year olds in tiny shorts, yoga pants, or micro skirts with titties hanging out was a wonder to behold.
     
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