Gleetings, aplogies to my loyal van base vor ze late update, zere have been dlamas in ze Howvard folum like you vould not vocking believe. IN MEMOLIUM Ze news team vas vely saddened to hear of ze paasing of vun of ze boards most plolific posters, a cleative, sweet and caring person whom ve vill miss dearly. Yes, RIP Galypage2. But seliously... Varm vishes to those who knew Yust Beachy. A gleat loss for ze board and ze planet is poorer vor it. Lest, leetle vun. Lest. *In ozzer news, @Tranquils slit licking vatso neighbors are moving into Neesies basement to guard ze light flom @zingger. Zingger vas eating a sandvich at @Babs place after vixing her loose flaps and could not be leached vor comment. * Daveindiego is still a butthurt nancy boy vith gley vaggot mop hair and no understanding of politics at all. * Board vodka sloth Neesie started a New Year thlead that pletty much 4 people posted in, all asking vor cookies and vor her to glitterise her teets. She passed out after about 3 posts, but not bevore a passive agglessive slap at board cookery clit, @Engaged Chicken and ozzers. *POTY Big Vaggy found evidence of satanic lituals taking place in her neighborhood, and enlisted ze help of ze Var in IDing a giant goat cock. L.H Goatgabin said ze cock and balls vere not his. *Chuck Z made a couple of zhitty thleads. *@Shivvy called ze Gitfiddle a homo vor getting smacked by ze Larry Inc members. Ze entire vocking board agleed vis zis label. *Lally Inc has tlied unsuccessfully to invade ze Bar. Larry inc had a beef with poster The Bloody Nine that posts on anozzer board. Ze Bloody Nine vent and lecluited some of his boys like sfn stalvart Bstache and Ace to come over to help vis ze gay feud. Zey allegedly lan Lally off ze ozzer board. SFN wlestling gang, ze NWO claim Lally Inc lipped off their whole zhitty gimmick and they are pissed that larry inc makes it look gay and stupid. Zey have tlied to legister here, but our incledibly attentive power mods have blocked ze applications. ***DarkLord Media is looking vor somevun to assist vis an audio version of ze news. If you can assist, please PM me. Zat is all vor now, Happy New Year!!