Ze Bar News vith Mr Dlacula

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  1. Harambe Burrito

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    Gleetings evelybody, and velcome to ze invigolated Bar news update vis you undead Pal, Dlac!
    Many feuds evolving zis veek!!

    * Blo is getting vatter and vheezier. All ze health food he has been posting has been ploven to have ze same nutlitional value as a pint of Machine Zeits yellowed semen. Much butthurt flom him lately. Vely entertaining.

    * Nessies gatlic bypass has failed. She is a vat nasty she-keg vonce more after splitting her stitiches vis vodka and stale chlistmas cookies.

    * Ze Thelonimouse/Teabag feud has taken a sinister tuln, vis ze evil Teabag posting a picture of a hot chinee leported to be either his plisoner or his Vife. Zis after Thelonimouse called his vife a toothy vietnamese child or some zhit. Theloni has yet to post his Vifes pic in lesponse.

    * One of ze feuds to vatch closely is ze Big Vaggy/Dalk Fliday nastiness. Vaggy has ze DF on ignore and he is vely angly, thlowing ze C vord alound a lot.

    * Shiv is being closely vatched and zis leporters seclet sources inform me his account could be kung food into ze bermuda tliangle any time now.

    * Ze EJ/Fleds feud is heating up, but has yet to leach its climax. EJ just keeps cooking and inspecting low income neeger housing.

    And now..back to you legularly scheduled thleads...
     
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    awesome! thanks for the update!!
     
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    Thelonimouse :jj:
     
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    I hope his secret sources are wrong about you.
     
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    Best one yet! keep up the good work, Dracula.
     
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    :jj:

    After @Bro ate 2lbs of fried chicken skins last night he ate an entire "healthy" burrito to offset the heart attack he was moments away from having so I strongly side against the libelous statement reigned on my compadre!
     
  8. Bro

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    kanye isn't here to laugh at your attacks on me.
     
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    I was defending you! :fil:
     
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    It is a message board. It is not an attack, vatty. Firebombing you house is an attack.
     
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    EJ has me on ignore again with his famous 23 hour bans of me and Dracula is still flaggot
     
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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Mark my words, last two people on Earth will be Bro and Mr Dracula
     
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    Bravo Drac!
     
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    Is he calling me a cunt all the time? He needs to get over me and go back to posting gigantic Star Wars pictures by himself.
     
  15. Bro

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    it's all fun and games until someone dies of kidney failure.
     
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    Hey, I hang out in that thread too you know
     
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    laugh it off big guy