News **ze Dawgshed news team gains another leporter**

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Butt Trumpet, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Insert vagina flap here. VIP Gold

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    Seasoned messageboard layabout @Slow joins ze team as ze Stern side collespondent. Please velcome him in ze usual manner.

    Oh, and your news leport today is zat Daveindiego is a huge thlobbing bush vaggot.
     
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  2. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Bring back vashqueer
     
  3. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Insert vagina flap here. VIP Gold

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    Lol. Zat guy is gone. Gone!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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  5. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    We have big stories brewing on the bar invasion, isabella's romantic interests, and much more. As always, you can look forward to unbiased and politically correct editorials. Stay tuned

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  6. Butt Trumpet

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    Zats my boy..
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    I thought it was leper? Do Leporters have leprosy too?

    #leporterslivesmatter
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Who fucking cares anymore? :munch2:
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Sounds like a 24-hour news service.

    About 24 hours every year, to be exact.
     
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    I'm hoping Larry Inc. is the Maginot line of the Bar invasion. You can quote me! Crush them save the stern forum.
     
  12. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior Gold

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    Best gimmick on the internet. This guy knows how to work!
     
  13. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    The Board of Directors voted today 5-4 against Larry, Inc intervention. Instead we will focus our resources on getting laid by hot chicks and preparing for Larry-mas.

    We wish the people of the Stern forum Godspeed. And while the Bar invaders are armed with little more than sling shots and clubs, it appears that the rumors were true about Stern posters. Their streets are lined with trees so that the Bar army can comfortably march in the shade during the invasion.
     
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  14. Butt Trumpet

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    You vill be spared during ze Vampylic uplising.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Sorry, they cut my cable off last month. Can't watch.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    What is another reporter required for? There are never any reports.
     
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    My god. This Maginot Line shout-out. I'm literally weak.
     
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  18. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    You just answered your own question
     
  19. Butt Trumpet

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    Blo, ze Board has issued a dilective. I do not argue.
     
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